decor as comedy

“I have the power of a Badger in my guts”

by Alexis L. on March 7, 2011

One of these days, I’ll pen my meditation on the ambivalence I feel about the current fixation with all things “local” and how I suspect it is transforming contemporary life. Until then, I give you this, the definitive words on what it means to live in New York City, as written in the comments section of The New York Times article on the “It” buildings of the tertiary (snort) boroughs:  

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All the pretty birds (on all the pretty decor)

by Alexis L. on February 6, 2011

Ha!

So I’m late to this but still wanted to share.

Whether you think this is a call for a post-pretty aesthetic, the death of the birdy trend (which my mom would probably call visual avian flu) or just call for fresh ideas, this Portlandia clip is a fun, zingy indictment of the current preoccupation with chickadees.

Watch while clutching your sparrow pillow, as I did:

It’s not the birds. It’s the twee colorways and the tired symbolism and the increasingly poorly executed prints. I mean, DeGournay is one thing and even Dwell Studio is another but don’t start digging through all of the latecomer indie takes on the motif.

Can we all agree that if we’re going to put a bird on it, it’s going to be something really special?

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The One Thing No Bathroom Needs

by Alexis L. on December 29, 2010

There are on-TV peddlers who want you to mount EasyFeet to some surface of your bathroom–tubs, walls, glass doors, ceilings if you can reach them– so that you can enjoy a $14.98 carwash for your feet.
You should not listen to them.


This has been a Public Service Announcement brought to you by The Common Sense Council. The Common Sense Council, because common sense is remarkably rare.

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Hotness or Hot Mess? #6

by Alexis L. on September 15, 2010

I tire of blogging about home design at times because I find nothing but things like this:

via OKL

which reminds me of nothing so much as this

But it’s all sold out, 4 minutes after going on sale at One Kings Lane. Clearly, someone (maybe many someones!) need this $89 driftwood peace sign. I mean, I know it’s vegan-friendly but it looks like it is made of elk bones and horse glue. It doesn’t evoke the beach or the Sixties so much as a cow skull and cannibal-littered desert in this fine 1977 film:

Maybe I’m just missing something. Let me know what you think; hotness or hot, hot mess?

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Hotness or Hot Mess #5?

June 16, 2010

Perusing the latest issue of Lonny magazine, I felt a creeping alienation that slipped into a dull boredom. The rooms were not bad just too familiar: fresh flowers, usually in low arrangements zebra on the floor acrylic / lucite neutrals and pops of color something rustic balanced with something modern props I am pretty sure [...]

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Urban Outfitters Wallpaper Gaffe

May 27, 2010

I no longer shop at the Urban Outfitters / Anthropologie duo of companies because I am uncomfortable with their corporate practices, but I do visit their sites for decor ideas. I was excited to see that UO was featuring removable wallpapers that are, they say, “easy to apply and remove.” Unfortunately for the Urban Outfitters [...]

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Dixie Decor in Honor of Confederate History Month

April 12, 2010

Having absolutely no relevance to the race of America’s first black President, there’s been a lot of Confederacy nostalgia these days. Alabama Representative Paul Broun has compared Health Care Reform to the collapse of the beloved Confederate Dollar after the “Great War of Yankee Aggression” and Alabama Governor Bob Riley declared April Confederate History and [...]

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Thanks for the warning.

July 19, 2009

My latest snapshot of ridiculous and sublime decor moments in New York City, found on the street near the Brooklyn Academy of Music. Not the best photo quality but worth it, just for the bizarreness of finding a mattress with a signed precaution on the sidewalk. Please suggest a caption for this photo and more [...]

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Things I hate about my apartment (1-9 of ~10000)

June 18, 2009

In the spirit of setting out on the wrong foot, welcome to my home. Here’s what I hate about it. Share in my pain and tell me–what don’t you like about your home? So, some background. When I first toured what is now my apartment, it was a disaster. Blue shag carpet, dingy walls painted [...]

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Good luck with that.

June 3, 2009

There are so many great (and dubious and ridiculous) decor moments in New York City that I’ve begun taking my camera everywhere to share them with you. Suggest a caption for this photo and more to come:

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